page-rank-really-works dept.

Failure, according to Google.

Thanks to Pushyamitra, for this astute observation.

perversions dept.

Well, I'm not ever, ever going to have a Subway sandwich again!!!. Brrr....pthuuuiiii....gargle, gargle, gargle...pthuuuiiii...

And here's something from the same evil brain -- The Complete Jailhouse Diaries i.e. a survival guide for first-timers in the slammer.