oil-and-ketchup dept.

Looks like the Yanks prefer their crude to their ketchup, as expected (by me, of course). Its going to be Bush for the next four. Yay!!!

As my friend and great political pundit Amrut Joshi said, "Bush will win. He is more fun."

And during his victory speech, the newly reelected president announced a new draft legislation where all Americans would be shipped off to fight the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, while the entire American economy would be outsourced to India. "That way, the fiscal deficit becomes someone else's problem", he explained.