my-turn-to-pick-on-ash dept.

This just in...Aishwarya Rai selected to sit on the Cannes Film Festival jury. She follows in the illustrious(?) footsteps of other busty babes (Brigitte Bardot, Catherine Deneuve) who slept through their method acting classes. Don't get me wrong here -- she's gorgeous and she's a great dancer. But seriously, the gal's no Meryl Streep.
I'd rather she spent her time constructively back home, shooting some rain-soaked jhatka number.